Dirty Confessions of a Toronto Maple Leafs blog

I’m not really a hockey blog. Sure, I write posts that involve hockey, but since most of what I do has become fiction, it’s not really about hockey. Saying that the Wonderful World of Loser Domi is a hockey blog is kind of like saying that a television show set in New York City is about New York City. The city may add a particular flavour to the show, but in many cases the show could be in another location and it’s still almost the same show. Most of what I do could very easily be about football players or a baseball team. The only reason I don’t do that is because hockey is much more interesting to me than any other sport.

To be totally honest, most of what I do (especially now in the off season) boils down to Maple Leaf fanfiction. Seriously. I think it was Chemmy who referred to the “Leafer Madness series as “Toronto Maple Leafs slasher fanfic.” However, I figure there are ways that even this blog could be worse:

1: it could be erotic fanfic

2: it could be erotic Maple Leaf fanfic about the more “fringe” fetishes, like Bryan McCabe and Pavel Kubina are secretly gay Furries who engage in scat play

3: I could write fanfiction about other bloggers

4: I could write myself into the story as some deadly handsome 60 goal scoring hotshot with hazy mahogany eyes and a sexy foreign accent

5: I could have nothing but funny pictures of cats with poorly spelled captions—oh wait, I already do that

The sad part is that these five reasons were the only ways I could think that my blog could be worse. Feel free to leave any additional ways in the comments, and please, be creative!