Wednesday Snarky Joke, Dec. 12, 2007

It's kinda late today because A) we didn't have power for the first half of today and B)I had a short paper that I had to type and send out to the professor. But on to the snark!

A young man walks into a bar and sees that there is an old man there with a dog. The young guy asks the old man, "Does you dog bite?" The old man says, "No." The young guy goes to pet the dog and it bites him. The young guy says to the old man, "hey, I thought you said that you dog didn't bite!" The old man says, "that ain't my dog."

Snarky Joke Wedneday...replacement?

You know what? Instead of a snarky joke, today, I'm in a bit of a giving spirit (especially since I found out thatthe exam I thought was today is tomorrow, but that doesn't matter.) Instead, I'm just going to link to one of my favourite holiday specials as a kid, "A Wish for Wings that Work." I was so stoked when I found it a few days ago on YouTube that I totally skipped over studying French grammar to watch it (not like I needed the bribing, but still...)

Embedding has been diabled, so I'm just going to link it:

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5QI4ESioUM

part 2:


part 3:


I think I always enjoyed it because it featured a penguin (which I thought was an awesome animal) who has a butt that falls off when he gets too cold. Plus it isn't your "typical" Christmas special. So, enjoy!

Wednesday Snarky Joke: November 28, 2007

This feature was once known as "Wednesday Bar Joke." However, I'm kind of sick of looking for "Appropriate" (meaning Greener won't complain at me) funny bar jokes that I haven't heard before. Most of them were either 1)ones I had heard many times before 2)would give Greener nightmares or 3) not funny. Instead, I'll just put up some snarky joke to continue with a regular feature :

A young boy with a green, yellow and red Mohawk sits next to an old man at the park. After 5 minutes he turns to the old man and says "What are you staring at? You never did anything crazy in your life?" The old man turns and says, "Sure I have... I had sex with a peacock years back and I'm wondering if you're my son".

stolen from www.lotsofjokes.com (I modified the grammar a bit, however)

Wednesday Bar Joke, November 21, 2007

Yoinked from www.lotsofjokes.com

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

Wednesday Bar Joke: November 14, 2007

In an attempt to find its identity as a blog, The Wonderful World of Loser Domi will be trying out different regular features to see how the audience of six will react. With this feature, I’ll share a joke that somehow involves some entity in a bar. Let me know what you think in the comments.

A seal walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sure thing--what'll you have ?" The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

(joke stolen from www.lotsofjokes.com)

Wednesday Bar Joke, Nov. 7, '07

Wednesday Bar joke

In an attempt to find its identity as a blog, The Wonderful World of Loser Domi will be trying out different regular features to see how the audience of six will react. With this feature, I’ll share a joke that somehow involves some entity walking into a bar. Let me know what you think in the comments.

A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"