Friday Youtube Yoinkage September 3, 2010

It's been a long, hard off season, that's why this week's theme is LET'S HAVE A MUTHAFUCKIN' DANCE PARTY

Clip one: PARTY IN THE USA! 

CLIP TWO: it's "September" by earth, Wind, and Fire. I DARE you to not boogie to this.



CLIP THREE: Goalie gonna make you SWEAT!


you know what? You've been good. FOURTH CLIP! MOAR GOALIE DANCING

Friday Youtube Yoinkage August 20, 2010

This week's theme comes to us from the Twitter account of Sean Leahy, who linked the following video:



I couldn't look away. There needed to be a Leafs version, if there wasn't already one. I made one:

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What the HELL, Yahoo Answers?

OK, fine. I know what an intellectual abyss Yahoo Answers is. I'm fine with that.When I go there for kicks, I know I'm not getting the sharpest tools in the shed. But the two highlighted questions that are "related" questions to "A few Q's about the Leafs" has me wondering what the hell is going on. The whole million monkeys at a million typewriters hasn't churned out Hamlet yet, but frankly, I'm not surprised. Although, to be honest, I wonder if the "I wanna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I suck!?" is at all related to the question about Vesa Toskala signing in Sweden. I'd like to imagine it is, just for laughs.

And Y!A, how DARE you invoke the name of Two girls one cup in my hockey section! Especially with this winner of an answer:

no, this is a made up "video" that does not exisit, only in the imagination of the mind.

great internet hoax that people keep perpetuating. no one has seen it.

you should see "two guys one bottle". now THAT....

Source(s):

if it ever existed it would be on youtube and everyone would have a link.:)))

Le Bouchon, you're an idiot. But at least you're just one idiot in a sea of them, so you'll have plenty of company.

Friday Youtube Yoinkage July 30, 2010

This week's theme is dating. I had to look up some examples of it on youtube since around here, a date is going to Dunkin' Donuts, getting a pack of smokes, then having a herd of grubby kids. I figure, that's not how everyone dates.

Clip one: the Bruins mascot offers us some choice dating advice:


In clip two, Taylor Swift and Taylor ShirtlessWerewolfDude like hoekcy:


In clip three, a hockey referee requests a date.

An Open Letter to the Random Leaf on the Maple Leafs website

(UPDATE: DAMMIT, SCHENN)
I know I've seen you on the Maple Leafs website before, but you still bug me:

WHO ARE YOU, RANDOM LEAF? I think I have seen you identified as "Luke Schenn", but it just can't be. Look at that haircut. I'd expect that from someone like Rickard Wallin or maybe Nikolai Kulemin, but not Luke Schenn. Luke would never get such an emo haircut. And look at that soul patch! The Leafs have not seen a soul patch worth mentioning since the days of Trevor Kidd (and even then it was more along the lines of "the hell is on his face?")

And what the HELL are you trying to prove, stick behind your head, eyes half open. Are you trying to challenge me to a fight, or hit on me? I don't understand you, random Leaf, but maybe that's for the best. Maybe it's better that I don't understand a man who makes his chin look like a porn star's pubic mound.

See you in September,

LD