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A friend and I once had almost this exact same conversation. It wasn't a true yo mamma fight, but then again I don't really remember that much from it (it was a while ago) Anyway, drawings follow:

I Knew There Was A Reason I Liked Bacon Better

I don't have the strength to come up with a witty introduction to this one. Just enjoy.

Tastes Great!! Less Filling!

In all seriousness, I feel as if I'm the only chick I know who isn't totally enthralled by Grey's Anatomy. Maybe it's supposed to be a chick thing, but I really don't know. Then again, I'm not the type of woman to go after typical chick things. Sure, eating ice cream when you're sad is okay, but so is drinking hard alcohol and watching explodey movies. It is in this spirit that I present my take on Grey's . From what other people have told me (although mostly men who have said this), it's rather accurate. Appreciate! (just lacks something...)

I mean, I was reading up on this series (Thank you, Wikipedia!), and there's one episode where the main plot line is an STD outbreak among the staff. Mother of God. More humping!

In Which I Actually Remember Something

When I was in high school, I got the chance to participate in a program called Math Science Upward Bound during the summer. In a nutshell, it was supposed to provide kids like me (supposedly smart with 6 weeks to kick around the Vermont Technical College campus during the summer) with the opportunity to get a "head start" on what it would be like in college. We chose different classes we wanted to be in. One of the ones I was in was a biotechnology-type course.

Why do I mention this? I may have a crappy memory, but I remember one activity we did where we extracted DNA from some sort of plant matter (leaves, melon slices swiped from the cafeteria, stuff like that) though some process (I remember blenders were involved, but the rest of the process is kind of fuzzy.) Anyway, what I do remember is that it had to sit in something for several hours in order to extract the DNA from it.

It is with this inspiration that I present "CSI: Real Life" Enjoy! (I gotta get a thesaurus or something.)

Loser Domi Presents...The Realistic Fan

I've always wondered what would happen if the below situation were to happen. It's especially interesting to think of it because of where I am. It's southern QC, so it's deep Canadiens territory, but then through the university, we get get lots of people from the Toronto (Leafs fans) and Ottawa (senators) areas. Needless to say, I've been witness to several Habs vs.Leafs vs. Sens arguments at bars and whatnot. That's usually when I shout out "Go Whalers!" to mess with some heads. Sometimes it works, but they usually just give me an odd look and then continue arguing among themselves.