An Open Letter to Tomas Kaberle

Dear Tomas (I can call you Tomas, right?)
I know some people are talking bad about you. Haters are making negative comments about you. Some say that you should be traded for prospects and other players. I just want to say that whatever happens, you had some good times with the Leafs and I thank you for it. I just want to ask one thing: Why do you sound like a Mexican?






I mean, you're a Czech who has been living in Canada for at lest a decade. I simply don't understand how you end up sounding like a Mexican. Unless...