Your Friday YouTube Thingy

OK sports fans, this week around the blogs I read has been, needless to say, stressful. It's been kind of rough for some bloggers around here, so instead of doing a normal make it about hockey post, I'm just going to post three vids that always get me laughing.

Clip one: (read this first if you don't know rap) British people + American rap = really funny



Clip two: I mean no respect to armed forces here. It's mere incongrutiy here. It's the hippo in a tutu. It's...(hit play)


Clip three: hey, everyone loves a good nut shot! and they're short, so let's do two for one:

No-One Dies Harder Than John LeClair

Stolen from Way Offside (they're good folks, really), comes this news. No word on whether or not it was Team Ramrod who pulled him over

As a fellow Vermonter, I feel I should throw my own spin on this, but frankly, I'm not that surprised this has happened. For those of you know in the know (Hell, I had to look it up) here is Milton, Vermont in all it's glory: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton%2C_Vermont. It's kinda sorta closeish to St. Albans, which is where LeClair is from.

I've made this crack before on other blogs, but with Johnny boozin' and crusin' and Eric Lindros retiring, I wonder if Mikael Renberg is gong to be up to anything soon...

and oh yeah...this might help explain the title. It's so awesome, you should sit down in order to behold it. Consider it a preview/bonus for Friday's YouTube Thingy (I can't think of a name--any suggestions, anyone?)

Poor Guy...

Stolen from Deadspin, so I'll just have you pop over there and read it.

MEMO:Jiri Tlusty.

I don't know how people are in the Czech Republic, but in North America, when pictures like this or of this (NSFW) ilk appear on the Internet, we usually just say that we were drunk/high at the time and that makes it all ok.

Best Regards,
Kim (Loser Domi)

PS--why did it have to be someone I wanted to boink that's rumoured to be gay? Shit.

Wednesday Bar Joke, Nov. 7, '07

Wednesday Bar joke

In an attempt to find its identity as a blog, The Wonderful World of Loser Domi will be trying out different regular features to see how the audience of six will react. With this feature, I’ll share a joke that somehow involves some entity walking into a bar. Let me know what you think in the comments.

A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"

Once Upon a Time, There Was a Party...

I'm not sure what caused this to come about, but it made me giggle. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to isolate the panels or do anything like that, so you'll still have to do the scrolling sidways and vertically at the same time. Sorry about that. Plus Tim Horton's head was really hard to draw. Anyway, enjoy!

Somtimes the Jokes Just Write Themselves

Sporked from the NHL Rumors section on Yahoo Sports (which is usually good for a laugh anyway) :

"Jagr struggling with new sticks

Sunday, Nov 4, 2007 7:48 am EST

New York Rangers captain Jaromir Jagr is having lumber problems. According to the New York Daily News, Jagr is getting used to a new set of sticks because Reebok doesn't make his preferred model anymore. He doesn't like the grip on the new model.

"Look at this, just touch the stick, how slippery it is. How am I supposed to shoot?" Jagr said. "I don't get it," he said. "I play with the same sticks for 20 years and I have to change it because they stopped making it. I've got no choice. I have to adjust."

Source: New York Daily News"

(see? Unlike other evil bloggers, I cite the stuff I steal. Somehow in my little warped mind, that makes it OK)

I don't play hockey, so I'm not an expert in equipment, but Jags probably has a legitimate concern here. On the other hand, it allows people like me to make easy stick jokes. Double entendres are fun, and I've been getting my ass kicked by schoolwork, so I feel like I should be able to get away with an easy joke like this.

YouTubular to the MAX!

So, it's Friday (well, Thursday evening, which is close enough for me) which means that once again I'll post three odd clips from YouTube that I can somehow finagle a way to be about hockey. This week has been kicking the crap out of me and will continue to do so until mid-to late next week, which means posting will once again fall by the way side. I also picked clips that are more obviously hockey-related this time.

Clip one I have had stuck in my head off and on for the past three days. Under the thinking of "The best part of a bad mood is spreading it around" (I've got a nice, shiny +1 to those who understand the reference), I present The 1989 Calgary Flames and "Red Hot" :


Clip two is for Kevin over at Barry Melrose Rocks. It's his main man/alter ego Jeremy Roenick bustin' moves as a broken pane of glass gets fixed:


Clip three is for a fellow BMR frequenter Scotty Hockey. It's a Rangers commercial done a few years back, in which Jaromir Jagr tries to teach Bobby Granger (I think that's the guy's name) how to speak Czech. I love all of the Granger ads, but this one was my introduction to them, so it holds a special place in my heart: