Poor Guy...

Stolen from Deadspin, so I'll just have you pop over there and read it.

MEMO:Jiri Tlusty.

I don't know how people are in the Czech Republic, but in North America, when pictures like this or of this (NSFW) ilk appear on the Internet, we usually just say that we were drunk/high at the time and that makes it all ok.

Best Regards,
Kim (Loser Domi)

PS--why did it have to be someone I wanted to boink that's rumoured to be gay? Shit.