I heard "Natalie Raps" and I was surprised at how well the lyrical genius applies to the Leafs resident gentle Czech.
Here's the original (language VERY NSFW, which also goes for the parody below it.)
LOSER DOMI: I’m here with Maple Leafs defenceman Tomas Kaberle. So Tomas, what’s a day in the life of Tomas Kaberle like?
TOMAS KABERLE: Do you really want to know?
LD: Please, tell us.
KABERLE: I never said I was a role model.
LD: What about all the community service? And the kids that look up to you?
KABERLE: Well there’s a lot you may not know about me.
LD: Really? Such as?
Kaberle: No more questions What!