After years of having his name butchered, mispronounced and misspelled Toronto Maple Leaf defenceman Carlo Colaiacovo announced earlier today that he will legally change his name to the more announcer-friendly "Kenny McCormick."
"Mis mjust measier mor erreemuddy", said Colaiacovo through a bright orange parka, an odd choice of clothing for this time of year. "Mos peppl may mat mey cant msay mor sell my nam. I mwant tmo mak mit measir mon erremuddy."
When informed of the name chance, longtime "Hockey Night in Canada" commentator Don Cherry proclaimed, "I like it! It's about time the Frenchie or Russki or whatever the hell he is got a good ol' Canadian name that us normal folks can pronounce !" When informed that Colaiacovo is in fact, from Toronto, Cherry replied, "Really? no way. Now get off my damn lawn , I'm late for a tanning appointment!"
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Bizzarro Leafs Report: Carlo Colaiacovo Legally changes name to Kenny McCormick
Posted by Loser Domi at 9:13 AM
Labels: Bizarro Leafs Report, Carlo Colaiacovo, MS paint
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OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED KENNY'S KNEES AGAIN
I love that picture, it is right up my photo shopping skill level ally .
@Chemmy: YOU BASATARDS!
@JARED: Yeah, I rock MS paint like that. The sad bit is I had to start over about 10 times to get the circle right
circles are hard
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