Favre to Sundin: “Quit Dicking Around, Man”

In a strongly worded letter New York Jets quarterback Brett Favre asked Toronto Maple Leafs player Mats Sundin to reach a decision about his future.

According to inside sources, Farve wrote a letter that was delivered to Sundin’s home in Sweden. What follows is, according to reports, the content of the letter:

“Hey Mats, I know you don’t think of me as much of a hockey guy, but I am a sports guy, and all I got to say is quit dicking around, man! You know, I love masturbating as much as anyone else, but in the end, I realize I’m just fucking myself. Messing with media types can be fun, but it gets kinda old once in a while. Seriously—flip a coin, throw darts at a board, get a damn Ouija board for all I care—just make some sort of choice! I’m going to stop writing now, as my 40-something arm gets tired sometime. God, I love Vicodin. And Wrangler jeans. And money.”

Sources have yet to confirm Sundin’s reaction to the letter, but add that he reports “loving sleeping until noon and not wearing socks or pants unless necessary.”