With regards to Mats Sundin leaving/not leaving the Leafs, does anybody else feel like a battered wife on any episode of “Cops”? You know—“Oh, he didn’t mean to hit me officer, he’s a good man”—except for Leafs fans it’s more like “He didn’t mean to talk to Montréal, he only talks about leaving for a Cup when he’s been drinking!” Personally I just wish he’d quit dicking around and actually say what he’s going to do. In the meantime, much like funerals now “celebrate the life” instead of “mourn the death”, I figure there’s only one way to memorialize his time in
“Captain in Rainbows”
You’re a wondrous man
I see you in the rainbows
With the angels
And your disproportionately hot wife
Even the thickest of clouds
Cannot obscure the shine of your halo
While you teach Jesus how to crosscheck
Flying on your wings of gold
Defying every law of physics known to man
In hearts
In rainbows
In magical mists
In beautiful songs of the angels
Affirmed
3 Comments:
beautiful. simply beautiful.
*a tear*
fuck i love sundin.
i'm going to get drunk tonight and think about all the good times, for he could be a former leaf next year.
sings: "fly hiiiiigh - lesbian seagull...."
@eyebleaf: Don't stop bleafing...getting drunk sounds like fun. I just wish he'd stop Farving and do something we can react to
@WufPirate: The great Cornholio demands TP for his bunghole!
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