You know, with the current situation in the Maple Leafs that has lots of folks leaving and whatnot, I (and lots of other Leafs bloggers) have been feeling really down. This is especially true with Darcy Tucker. Tucker was one of my favourite Leafs to write with/about (whatever it is I do). So here I present one last (for now) project with the departing Leafs, just to cheer things up a bit. (the first time a new screen name is mentioned, it links to the player's Hockey Database page) So allow me to take a page from The Dugout:
Welcome to the official chat room of the Toronto Maple Leafs
Harrison_Steel: Hey guys, does anyone know where I could find a decent English-Swiss dictionary?
~*~Pohl_dancer~*~: I don’t think they exist i don’t think swiss is a language
Harrison_Steel: But how do they communicate? Do thye just use like sign language or something?
Baaaaaad_muthaTucker has entered the chat room
Baaaaaad_muthaTucker: Hey guys
~*~Pohl_dancer~*~: Sucks to see you go, man
Baaaaaad_muthaTucker: It does! It sucks like Raycroft’s mom. But
World_of_Raycroft has entered the chat room
Sheriff_of_Wellwood_forrest has entered the chat room
World_of_Raycroft:Hi everyboday! Its me! Raycroft, you know?
Harrison_Steel: Uh, yeah, we can read, Raycroft
~*~Pohl_dancer~*~: Even me!
Baaaaaad_muthaTucker: We were just having a conversation amongst ourselves
Sherrif_of_Wellwood_forrest:hey guys BC salmon sucks
Sherrif_of_Wellwood_forrest: Tucker, you played for
World_of_Raycroft: mood: depressed
World_of_Raycroft: oops wrong window hah, or should I say LOL!
World_of_Raycroft: God, I’m so depressed right now. I keep drinking hot cocoa and listening to Sarah MacLaughlin but I don’t feel any different.
~*~Pohl_dancer~*~: You listen to Sarah MacLaughin when you’re depressed? Isn’t that like putting gasoline on a bonfire?
World_of_Raycroft: like, all the stuff I read about Tucker leaving is all “oh we’ll miss you, your awesome” and all the stuff about me is like, “good riddance”
Baaaaaad_muthaTucker: With all due respect, that’s because you’re a sack of crap and nobody likes you
Sherrif_of_Wellwood_forrest: That was kinda mean, dude
Baaaaaad_muthaTucker: What? I’m being honest! And I said “with all due respect”
World_of_Raycroft: That’s it. Like Budd Dwyer, I’m going out with a bang
World_of_Raycroft: *grabs pistol*
Sherrif_of_Wellwood_forrest: Rayray, no don’t do it!
Harrison_Steel oh shit, man, don’t!
World_of_Raycroft:*puts pistol barrel in mouth*
Baaaaaad_muthaTucker: DON”T DO IT! Think of whoever has to clean that up. I mean, blood doesn’t come out of stuff easily. Trust me I know!
World_of_Raycroft: I told you guys I was hardcore
World_of_Raycroft: *pulls trigger*
Baaaaaad_muthaTucker: oh shitohshitohshitohshit
World_of_Raycroft: …OMGWTFBBQ SAUCE AN EXTRA CHEESE
Baaaaaad_muthaTucker: G-G-G-GHOST! AHH!
World_of_Raycroft: Nah, the gun I just shot myself with? Turns out it was just a cap gun
Harrison_Steel: Seriously? ROFLMAO
Sherrif_of_Wellwood_forrest: EPIC FAIL
Baaaaaad_muthaTucker: bwahahahahahHAHAHAHA OH SHIT HAHAHA!!!
World_of_Raycroft: Screw you guys I'm going home!