Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Wednesday Bar Joke, November 21, 2007

Yoinked from www.lotsofjokes.com


A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.


After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

5 Comments:

Greener said...

This, on the other hand...

Loser Domi said...

Oh, there are worse ones than that one, I promise you.

Greener said...

No. There aren't.

Loser Domi said...

I assure you, there are. What are you trying to do, challange me to come up with worse?

Greener said...

That's like trying to fly.

 

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