**Welcome to the Toronto Maple Leafs Team Chat room!**
StajanNotCajun: Alex, can I be honest?
Full_STEEN_Ahead: sure man u can tell me anything
StajanNotCajun: …I’m really ghonna miss kyle
Full_STEEN_Ahead: DAMMIT not again you’ve been bitchin about this all summer
StajanNotCajun:I kno, it’s just …he was my best friend, you kno? Now that he’s in Soveit league it feels like I’m never gonna see him again
Full_STEEN_Ahead: Soviet league? Dude, he’s in Vancouver!
StajanNotCajun: like I said, he’s in russia or some shit
Full_STEEN_Ahead: Vancouver’s in British Columbia, you knob!
StajanNotCajun: BRITISH Columbia? Shit man, that’s even farther than Russia.
Full_STEEN_Ahead: We play Vancouver! Well, not all the time, but a few times a year!
StajanNotCajun: aren’t those just like, exhibition games or something? Do they even count?
Full_STEEN_Ahead: look, people get placed on waivers all the time. Kyle’ll be fine. Just look at Dominic Moore.
StajanNotCajun: to be honest, that guy gives me the creeps
Full_STEEN_Ahead: yea he kinda does—what about Raycroft? He’s in Colorado now…somehow
StajanNotCajun: but the thought of Welley sucking that many dicks gives me nightmares
Full_STEEN_Ahead: right. Ewww
StajanNotCajun: what I need is a new best friend
Full_STEEN_Ahead: really? Um, ok. …..
Full_STEEN_Ahead: Thought it was me for a second, sorry
StajanNotCajun: I mean someone to go out with and stuff. Like don’t get me wrong, your awesome, but you’re married and you have offspring and such
Full_STEEN_Ahead: …is this conversastion going where I think it is?
StajanNotCajun: wait. WHAT???? no, leave the slash stuff for your live journal
StajanNotCajun: I mean like a wingman, you know? Someone who compared to me makes me look even prettier than I am
StajanNotCajun: all the other guys on the squad are either not going out guys or they’re much much prettier than I am
Full_STEEN_Ahead: We have guys too pretty to be wingmen?
StajanNotCajun: tosk. Tlusty….actually that’s about it
Full_STEEN_Ahead: What about Ian?
StajanNotCajun: wel, compared to ian I’m both pretty AND smart. Only prob is I can’t think of any good times I could have riding the TTC with him
Full_STEEN_Ahead: you could always be the designated driver, you know
StajanNotCajun: FUCK THAT. Remember what he did to my car last time we tried that?
Full_STEEN_Ahead: yea. LOL
***Meanwhile in the Vancouver Canucks Chatroom***
Sherriff_of_Wellwood_Forest: *tortured sigh*
ThisLandIsOhlund: What now? are you thinking about that Stajun again?
Sherriff_of_Wellwood_Forest: He was my best friend, you know? Not to mention an excellent wingman
ThisLandIsOhlund: wait, what?
Sherriff_of_Wellwood_Forest: I mean, whenever I went out with him, I always looked like a billion times smarter just standing next to the guy. Even smarter than I already am lol
ThisLandIsOhlund: oh come on kyle, there’s lots of dumb ppl in vancouver
Sherriff_of_Wellwood_Forest: right, but will they want to hang out with me? Man, I’m so depressed .I'm gonna go listen to some Linkin Park and get myself a Dorotios and cookie dough ice cream sundae
ThisLandIsOhlund: that’s grosser than gross.