tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50008619653918551572011-09-28T16:18:41.371-04:00<i> Disclaimer</i> : I have no connections at all with Tie Domi, but I'm sure he's a swell chap.Loser Domihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00020394639544695074noreply@blogger.comBlogger4251100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5000861965391855157.post-79881655117290009822011-02-09T22:49:00.000-05:002011-02-09T22:49:52.234-05:00

PHIL KESSEL: Ahhh geez, it’s been a rough couple of weeks. LOSER DOMI: I’ll say. KESSEL: I’m not scoring at all, not matter how much I try and hustle.  And you’re, like, not even posting anymore. LD: Yeah…about that…I’ve been meaning to do this for a while, but I think I’m officially ending this site. KESSEL: WHAT? Why? LD: Well, to be totally honest, I’m incredibly busy. I have a lot of work

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Good Lord, I'm a slacker. In honor of me being lazy as hell and failing at blogging, this week's theme is Brett Lebda _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); In clip one, a drunken Brett Lebda talks to a reported after the Red Wings won the Stanley cup. Did you notice how much he was making a HUGE effort to not just stare at her chest? In clip two, Brett Lebda has some sort of feature

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); PART 3 (At the cabin, all of the Leafs, including the coaching staff, have arrived and they are all making merry and having a generally good time) COLTON ORR: Hey guys, you wanna hear a song I just wrote? TYLER BOZAK: Sure! DION PHANEUF: Whatever. KESSEL: I like turtles. ORR: You better watch out, you better not cryYou better not pout I’m

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I'm taking a break from the Christmas special to bring back what may be a much loved WWoLD feature: the Yoinkage! This week, I've found the Leafs wishing you the happiest of holidays in creative ways.  _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); In clip one, Dion Phaneuf sings a special, UNCENSORED version the holiday classic "Piano Man." Merry Fucking Christmas, indeed! In clip two, Phil

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(Still in the “cabin”, there is another knock at the door. It’s NAZEM KADRI, TOMAS KABERLE, MIKE BROWN, and MIKHAIL GRABOVSKI) DION PHANUEF (visibly drunk): The hell do you want? TOMAS KABERLE: Dion, it is multiple other Leafs. NAZEM KADRI: We have booze! MIKHAIL  GRABOVSKI: AND COOKIES! PHIL KESSEL:  Elisha, I like your sweater… ELISHA CUTHBERT: We should let them in. PHANEUF: Guys, let

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(SCENE: Still at the “cabin”, DION PHANUEF is stuffing his face with cookies and booze.) ELISHA CUTHBERT: Welcome back from those words from our sponsors! DION PHANUEF:  Mmmph. (There is a knock at the door) CUTHBERT: Who could that be? PHANEUF: What the hell do you want? (CUTHBERT gets off the couch and opens the door. It’s LUKE SCHENN, PHIL KESSEL, and TYLER BOZAK.) CUTHBERT: Hey guys! I’m so

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(SCENE: Inside of what looks like a cabin that’s out in snow covered woods. ELISHA CUTHBERT and DION PHANEUF are inside of what looks like a festively decorated living room, complete with comfy couch, large decorated Christmas tree, and “fire” place) ELISHA CUTHBERT: Hey everyone! Welcome to the Toronto Maple Leafs Annual Christmas Special! DION PHANEUF: Elisha…who are you talking to? CUTHBERT:

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Fan freaking tastic Ask me anything

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***Welcome to the Official Chat Room of the Toronto Maple Leafs!*** SonOfaMitch: So Coach, do you have any inspiration words for our next game? I_Ron_Butterfly: Look, I’ve given all of you every motivational angle I can think of. I’ve tried every strategy the fan forums suggest sort of taking you all out back and shooting you in the face. All of you already know what I’m gonna say. So, I’m

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This week's theme is audience participation.  _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Clip one is a crowd telling us all how DP sucks. Maybe they just haven't tried it. Clip two is an Islanders fan getting doused with water at a Blue Jays game. Very odd, indeed. Clip three has a description of "A compilation of fights between players in the penalty boxes, in the alleys, fighting with

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); ***Welcome to the Official Chat room of the Toronto Maple Leafs!*** KesselRun81Parsecs: You guys think that Dion and Colby will like these get-well cards? Bozak_Attack:  Of course they’ll like ‘em. Do you think this is too much glitter? KesselRun81Parsecs: Nah, it’s good for glitter. But you might want some more macaroni. Bozak_Attack:   Well, stop

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); This week's theme is none other than the extraordinary TIM BRENT. Tim Brent is a truly remarkable human being for several reasons, but mostly because he plays for the Leafs and looks like a combination of Jimmy Neutron and Leopold "Butters" Stoch. In the first clip, Tim Brent--looking suspiciously like Matt Stajan--talks about how important

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); OK, so here's the deal: I was hard at work trying to bring back a new LOLeafs post. But then, Blogger decided that they didn't want to let me upload photos. Who the hell would want to see silly pictures of the Maple Leafs with silly photos anyway. This, of course, is a huge setback in my quest to provide humor. In a normal filler post, this is where

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You know what's great about a weekly feature? Not using it for a month. What brought back the inspiration back was an email from fan of the blog Greg Wayne who sent me the following video that tries to teach us all how to Dougie: _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); So then, I started looking into other songs about hockey players. I couldn't make this list without "The Ballad of Wendel

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Part one Part two (MEANWHILE at PHANEUF's place, KABERLE is having a very rocking party featuring many of the other Leafs and members of the Marlies.) LUKE SCHENN: (dressed as Garth Brooks) Gee, Jonas, your costume's really cool looking, but I don't quite get it. JONAS GUSTAVSSON: (dressed as a set of wind chimes.) Thank you. I got idea after Giguere saw pictures of my girlfriend. He said

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Part one is here.   (SCENE: DION PHANUEF, PHIL KESSEL, TYLER BOZAK and ELISHA CUTHBERT are all roaming Toronto on the way to the Beer Store.)PHIL KESSEL: Wow! Look at all these ladies out here! They look so HOT!TYLER BOZAK: They look kinda cold to me. Most of them don't seem to be wearing much for clothes. ELISHA CUTHBERT: Maybe you two could go help them warm up...DION PHANUEF: But Elisha, what

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); (SCENE: At DION PHANUEF’s place decorated for a Halloween party. PHANUEF is dressed as the “My New Haircut” guy, while ELISHA CUTHBERT is dressed as a sexy nurse. ) ELISHA CUTHBERT: Are you sure we have everything we need for the party? DION PHANEUF: Of course we do. Being prepared is one of the reasons they made me captain. CUTHBERT: It’s just we

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***Welcome to the Official Chat Room of the Toronto Maple Leafs!*** KomiKazi: Man, you guys know what I miss most about Montreal? KesselRun81Parsecs:  The strippers? ButtonsAndBeauch: Buying beer at the gas station? SchennSational: Warming your hands on a freshly-lit car fire? KomiKazi: OK, fine, those things are also great. But what I really miss are the steaks. ButtonsAndBeauch: What about

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I think this year is going to be a low-key, relaxed celebration. I'd just like to thank everyone who has read, linked, been a part of Twitter back-and-forths, and so for the past three years. I hope I can keep doing this without totally half-assing it as long as it's fun for you and me. Thank you everyone! Here's a cupcake: _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker();

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); BaadMuthaTucker: You know, I think it’s good for me to retire. Since I have the time, maybe I should make some amends with certain people… ***BaadMuthaTucker is calling PecaPickledPeppers!*** PecaPickledPeppers: Hello? BaadMuthaTucker: Hey Mike, it’s…it’s Darcy. How’s it going? PecaPickledPeppers:…Who? BaadMuthaTucker: Darcy Tucker. We played on the

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Today's theme is Luca Caputi! clip one: the Luca Caputi rap. I do wish my alarm said Luca Caputi In clip two, Luca and Aryan Suberbeing Jordan Staal talk about hockey and stuff. Clip three has Luca Caputi talking about being on the Leafs.

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***Welcome to the official chat room of the Toronto Maple Leafs!*** I_RON_BUTTERFLY: Well boys, I’ve been watching you in the preseason, and I have to ask, WHAT IN GOD’S NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU? MaiHartWilDion: Coach Wilson, if I may suggest something as captain… I_RON_BUTTERFLY: IT’D BETTER BE GOOD! MaiHartWilDion: I think the reason we’ve been underperforming is…we need to grow bitchen’ staches.

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Hellos Fannings of Leafs, Is Mikhail Grabovski. I am knowing of crazy stuff on internet about fight I had in Vancouver. Is crazy shit talk, and I am here for settings it right. First, in Belarus, we have been taught to never make fist with women. I am still shock at North America, where I see not only is fisting with women ok, but people charge

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); For this week, I typed in "Leafs party" and here's what I found Clip one is opening night of 2009 at the Air Canada Centre. It seems like a fun time. At about minute in, I wonder at the guy who has a jersey on with a name and no number. Clip two is called "Leafs wipeout party" I'm not sure what happened beyond some kid scoring on himself with

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); You know something? I like hockey. I like desserts. I wonder what hockey desserts one may find on youtube. However, I may be way off, since I could only watch these clips without sound... Clip one is "hockey puck pastry." Apparently, some place in Vegas has a kickass dessert bar. Clip two has some Phantoms fans dancing for dessert clip three is

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); ***Welcome to the Leafs’s locker room! *** NOT_BOBBY: (WHISPERED) Luke, check out Versteeg’s stall, it’s gonna be great! SchennSational: What? Why? NOT_BOBBY: Shh! Shh! Here he comes! NOT_BOBBY: /giggles Versteeglicious: Who the hell put shaving cream in my shoe? NOT_BOBBY: /laughing madly SchennSational: Dude…seriously? NOT_BOBBY: So Kris,

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It's been a long, hard off season, that's why this week's theme is LET'S HAVE A MUTHAFUCKIN' DANCE PARTY _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Clip one: PARTY IN THE USA!  CLIP TWO: it's "September" by earth, Wind, and Fire. I DARE you to not boogie to this. CLIP THREE: Goalie gonna make you SWEAT! you know what? You've been good. FOURTH CLIP! MOAR GOALIE DANCING

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photo source:  http://entertainmentbuzz.info/2008/05/06/elisha-cuthbert’s-romantic-hawaiian-holiday/ Cuthbert_Island: Oh Dion, it’s so nice to have this little beach getaway before the season gets too crazy. MaiHartWillDion: Yeah. Being the captain’s gonna be hard work, but I know that if I have you, I can do anything. Cuthbert_Island: Awww…that’s so sweet! MaiHartWillDion: Wait a second…who

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Photo Source: Talksports.net KesselRun81Parsecs: Tyler, while I agree that our team will be most triumphant, the truth is, the Toronto Maple Leafs will never be a super team until we can get other high scorers. Bozak_Attack: Yes, Phil. But I do not believe we will have high scorers until we can get our defensive log jam cleared up.

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This week's theme comes to us from the Twitter account of Sean Leahy, who linked the following video: I couldn't look away. There needed to be a Leafs version, if there wasn't already one. I made one: Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); OK, fine. I know what an intellectual abyss Yahoo Answers is. I'm fine with that.When I go there for kicks, I know I'm not getting the sharpest tools in the shed. But the two highlighted questions that are "related" questions to "A few Q's about the Leafs" has me wondering what the hell is going on. The whole million monkeys at a million typewriters

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); I'll be honest, I’m not a math person. I have no interest in statistic wonkery or crunching numbers. That’s why I specialize in dick jokes, youtube and slashfic. However, there are some stats that even I cannot ignore. I first time started to really care about hockey (and specifically the Leafs) began early in my last year of high school. This would

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); This week's theme is dating. I had to look up some examples of it on youtube since around here, a date is going to Dunkin' Donuts, getting a pack of smokes, then having a herd of grubby kids. I figure, that's not how everyone dates. Clip one: the Bruins mascot offers us some choice dating advice: In clip two, Taylor Swift and Taylor

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); (UPDATE: DAMMIT, SCHENN) I know I've seen you on the Maple Leafs website before, but you still bug me: WHO ARE YOU, RANDOM LEAF? I think I have seen you identified as "Luke Schenn", but it just can't be. Look at that haircut. I'd expect that from someone like Rickard Wallin or maybe Nikolai Kulemin, but not Luke Schenn. Luke would never get such an

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); This week's theme is Mike Komisarek because 1: he's a Leaf 2: he hits people when his shoulder doesn't hurt 3:he's really pretty and 4: he visits kids with cancer and really likes burgers. To the clips! Clip one is how Mike spends summers at the 3E institute. (CONTAINS: shirtless Komisarek, may impede work progress) In clip two, some guy asks

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Not too long ago, I was asked by someone how on Earth I could like hockey, respect myself, AND be a Leafs fan. To be perfectly honest… I love when Kessel scores. I love Kule-aid’s moves. I love how Kabby skates. I hope Komi’s not a fluke. I love the Maple Leafs, and all the Blue and white, Bacon yada, Bacon yada , Bacon yada… I love Van Ryn’s

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); This week's theme is one of the newer Leafs, Kris Versteeg. It looks like Brian Burke has traded for guys I can actually write silly stuff about, as presented by clip one: Versteeg sings "Glamorous" by Fergie Now, I was thinking of putting the original up for comparison, but I really liked it better when it was done by J.J. Fad and they called it "

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Photo credit: http://coyotes.nhl.com/club/player.htm?id=8470740 ) (SCENE: LEE STEMPNIAK’S new place in Phoenix) LEE STEMPNIAK: Hi everyone! I’m sorry for the long delay, but moving to Phoenix and scoring all those goals meant I didn’t have all that much time for the show. But now that the Coyotes are out of the playoffs, I can do the show again.  I’d like to introduce my lovely finacée Jenna to

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(SCENE: JEFF FINGER is at TOMAS KERBLE’S house standing on the front lawn.) FINGER: Welcome to Jeff Finger’s Off-Ice Adventures! I’m Jeff Finger here to show you what real NHL players do in their spare time! My guest today is Maple Leafs defenseman Tomas Kaberle. Tomas, how’s it going? KABERLE: Is not too bad. FINGER: So, what’s the plan today? KABERLE: Today, I am doing some reading, some

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); If you'll excuse me for being Sens-Suck levels of creepy, today's theme is Leafspace Monika. I'll be honest, this is just an excuse to post her interviewing Phil Kessel and hitting him with the microphone again. In clip two, Monika interviews Brayden Schenn, who may be wearing light eyeliner: clip three is Monika and one of her friends in the

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Mike Komisarek is very, very, ridiculously good looking. Very. _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Regularly scheduled WWoLD will return shortly.

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It's hard for me to do some LOLeafs, what with the season over. But, thanks to google images, it works again! In celebration, here's a massive photospam of Phil Kessel being...Phil Kessel.  Source is here source: here source source Phil with Monkia is a pair of screen grabs from this video _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); photo source: right here

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Part one is here Tomas Kaberle Photo source   Franz Kafka Photo source As Tomas was contemplating all of this, his cell phone rang. It was Francois Beauchemin, who was also meeting with Coach Ron Wilson later that same day. “Tomas, Tomas…” he asked, “ Is everything ok? It is now noon. Do you need any help to be on your way?” At that moment, Tomas

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); You know, I should do a weekly feature more often. This weeks' theme is MAPLE LEAFS CAPTAIN DION PHANEUF. Clip one is a dedicated fan performing the Dion Phaneuf song: Clip two is Dion and some other Leafs hanging out with Easter Seals kids: clip three is, well...what kind of Dion Phaneuf would this be without some drunken kareoke? Merry f(bleep

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(Tomas mugshot from NHL.com, Kafka from here.  ) One morning, as Tomas Kaberle awoke from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into monstrous trade bait.  He lay on his tightened back and saw, as he lifted his rosy-cheeked face, that the fans who had once supported him had now turned on him. “What’s happened to me?” he thought. It was no bad dream. His small room

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Not too long ago, I saw Prince of Persia. I had intended to make a feature starring Jeff Finger, where he'd make jokes about how Henrik Zetterberg was awesome at parkouring and had practiced diving and falling and how I could totally rock his greasy mom hair better than he does. I had a notebook where I took notes to remember my jokes. H _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); When I got

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By now, I'm sure all of you PPP frequenters and lurkers have heard of Damien Cox's little shitfit on Twitter on Saturday morning. While I have an idea for a visual dramatization of why he felt the need to get up at four AM on a Saturday morning to tell a basement cliche with some casual sexism thrown in for spice, I have yet to finish it. In the mean time, I give you this little filler. After all

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KesselRun81Parsecs: You guys, I’m goin’ kinda stir-crazy from not playing hackey… MaiHartWillDion: Yeah, I know what you mean. You can only work out so much before it gets to you. KesselRun81Parsecs: Uh, yeah, working out… that’s totally what I meant. KomiKazi: Let me guess, you’ve been drinking beer, eating doughnuts and playing Xbox since the last practice went out, haven’t you?

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); (You know, it’s been a while since I’ve done one of these—typical fanfic from a player’s perspective! The following story is rated R for scenes of Phil Kessel in compromising positions, and for an appearance by Jeff Finger.I'd also like to thank the lads at Melt Your face Off because they had a similarly themed post about Luke Schenn, even if their

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For this week's FYY, I'm previewing the Stanley Cup Finals using random Youtube yoinkery. Clip one: Well, one of the cities is Philadelphia, which would probably lead to Riots. Clip one is "White Riot" by the Clash: Embedding was disabled by request, but clip two is the Godzilla fight scene from Crank 2. I put it in because it's so weird and amazing at the same time, which makes sense for

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 (Source is here. I think I have an idea for a Halloween costume...) Am I the only one who sees the Caped Crusader/Boy Wonder potential in the duo of Frankenphaneuf and Kessel? Both seem to be staying for a moment, so why not make a regular feature out of 'em? Let’s take a quick look at the other players that I have given shows: Darcy Tucker (and a retired Tie Domi): one episode of a show

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no, I just forgot the login info for the first account and couldn't do spaces or _, so loserdomi2 was the best I could do Ask me anything

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Those of you who pay attention to this sort of thing may already know about the club spat that allegedly involved Sean Avery and Lindsay Lohan (among others.) Heather of Wrap Around Curl and I got to talking and we pieced together what the event may have looked like to observers. Plus, I get an excuse to use this gif: (SCENE: AARON VOROS enters

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In honour of my new buddy Doug Gilmour today is Doug Gilmour day at WWoLD! I'll admit, I wasn't yet a Leafs fan when Dougie was in his prime. But that doesn't mean that I can't appreciate what was. F _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Clip one: Dougie shows us all about Head and Shoulders. This suave (see what I did there?) gentleman shows us how soft and dandruff free his hair is.

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      _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Hello, everyone! Remember how I had the little Formspring thing so you can ask me questions? Some people actually did it! And I wrote answers to them! Now I just need a name for this feature. Tie Domi: Threat or Menace? That depends: are you a Flyers fan? If so, Tie Domi is a threatening menace. Observe: If the Maple Leafs didn't

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); I heard "Natalie Raps" and I was surprised at how well the lyrical genius applies to the Leafs resident gentle Czech. Here's the original (language VERY NSFW, which also goes for the parody below it.) LOSER DOMI: I’m here with Maple Leafs defenceman Tomas Kaberle. So Tomas, what’s a day in the life of Tomas Kaberle like? TOMAS KABERLE: Do you

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); You see in the upper left hand side there? That's a new Formspring box. I had another, but I forgot the login and they can't seem to find it for me, so I'm just starting it up again. Feel free to use it like a suggestion box for whatever you might want to see here. Maybe you want to ask about more Grabovski postings. Maybe you can't get enough

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Huzzah! I have returned and I am still alive! However, for this week's installment of the FYY, I don't really have a unified theme. I found this clip over at Puck Daddy, where I did grab my mouth andwince, like Sean Leahy said I'd do. It's the Blackhawks competing in Popsicle eating, and I'd love it if the leafs did silly stuff like this. They were

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Between work stuff, a class and a play, I'm going to be going dark for about a week or so to keep sanity. In the mean time, here is Phil Kessel being a gangsta:

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(SCENE: DION PHANEUF, PHIL KESSEL and TOMAS KABERLE are all hanging out outside of KABERLE’s house) PHIL KESSEL: Man, you guys every just, like, look at stars? It makes ya think, ‘cuz, like, the stars don’t give a shit if you score 30 goals or lay out some guy or whatever. They just keep spinning and going around and stuff. TOMAS KABERLE: It really does make you wonder about stuff. DION PHANEUF

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Aww, hell yeah, I'm doing another LOL posts. As usual, all photos from Yahoo! Sports.

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No distinct theme this week since I left it to the last minute F In clip one, AHL superstar Johnny fuckin' Mitchell shows us around his crib. Why do they always show their refrigerators on these types of shows? Anyway, he has a cute dog and a fiance who shops at Ikea: F _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); clip two is supposedly "inside the Leafs dressing room", but it's so blurry

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); In this new feature, various members of the Toronto Maple Leafs get a chance to share their worldviews and perspectives on a variety of issues. This time, we feature Mike Komisarek.  I know you all are probably at least as sick of the whole Tiger Woods coverage as I am. However, since I’ve been injured, I’ve had some time to think some of it over.

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Geez, did I really spell "Friday" wrong TWO WEEKS in a row? I'm such a Whopper jr., and I will surely never be a "real" journalist. I'll live. G This week's theme is beer because for me, beer and hockey are truly two great tastes that taste great together. Sure, beer and hockey on their own are each good things. But combined they work for great justice. G _uacct = "UA-3821749-1";

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(I'd like to thank Wrap Around Curl for giving me the idea of Wallin as a Zoolander during a late-night chat.) Hi there, Leafs Fans. Rickard Wallin here. Listen, I know my stats have some of you less than impressed. But that's ok, because I am undergoing a growth process. See, before I got to Toronto, there was only one thing on my mind: being really, really good looking: H Do you think my

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YEAH, YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE, HUH? Suckers. I'm still a Leafs fan and still single (woo!) It seems a lot of you noticed my prank and I hope you at least got a chuckle. Onto the clips! This week's theme is haircuts because I could use one. I'm seriously like Grabovski levels of crazy right now. And besides, I had "My New Haircut" running through my head one day at work, and I needed an excuse to

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); My Dear Readers, I don't usually complain, but I cannot keep silent any longer. I'm tired of false hopes and underperforming. I'm tired of watching the Toronto Maple Leafs and I'm VERY tired of writing about them. I'm tired of the fans who stick by the team, no matter what. You know, those delusional morons who think opinion is fact and who can't

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This week's theme, as suggested by one of my Twitter buddies (either KidK or Warwalker, I forget which one of you it was), today's theme is "Cavemen in hockey" r _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Clip one: Capitals hockey--so easy, a caveman could do it. Clip Two: Gieco Caveman goes around the Winter Classic Clip three: Cabbie interviews the Leafs' own caveman-in-residence, Dion

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***Welcome to the official chat room of the Toronto Maple Leafs!*** KesselRun81Parsecs: Hey guys! I just found out they got Cadbury crème eggs out again! MaiHartWillDion: Dude, crème eggs have been out for like, at least a month. MonstersBall:  Cream and eggs? KesselRun81Parsecs: Yeah! I got a box of a hundred of them. Have some, Jonas! MonstersBall:  I don’t know if I should… MaiHartWillDion:

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If you just imagine that I regularly hang out with some of the Leafs and we’re drinking buddies, this all works. Trust me.  (SCENE: TOMAS KABERLE, LUKE SCHENN, PHIL KESSEL and DION PHANEUF are waiting outside of a club for LOSER DOMI) TOMAS KABERLE: I thought LD already had a birthday. LUKE SCHENN: Nah, that was the blogthday. This is her actual birthday. PHIL KESSEL: Guys, dontcha think it’s

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For this week's youtube Yoinkage, I didn't have a theme until a bit late at night, Luckily, PPP user and twitter buddy of mine Kidkawartha had an idea: llamas. However, I couldn't find much interesting, so he suggested "hockey + high andes". These are some videos that are found in that search. Clip one is a collection of funny goal celebrations: 2 Clip two is an old Goofy cartoon called "

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You may know Lee Stempniak from his mildly popular advice show here on WWoLD. I'll be honest: I started Ask Lee Stempniak to get rid of him. It seemed like every time I give a Leafs player a show, he gets traded. It happened to Carlo Colaiacovo, Nik Antropov (and now Alexei Poinkarovsky), and even Darcy Tucker (despite his show lasting ONE ENTIRE EPISODE.) Someone brought this up and I decided

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  (photo source) Today, I decided to combine the FYY and saying good bye to Alexei Ponikarovsky because Poni has had some memorable videos of him. Clip one has him, Nik Antropov and Jeremy Williams talking about the Canadian Provinces, the NHL,and mustaches. Clip two has Antropov and Ponikarovsky as the new "Odd couple". This is what spawned the Antro and Poni Super Awesome show and many,

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I know, I know. Martin, you were a Leafs player of all of about 16 hours (give or take). But that doesn't mean you can't have an impact, right? Ah, who am I kidding? By the time you got flipped, I forgot who you were. Best of luck in new Jersey, though! _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker();

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I felt a need to update, but since the trade deadline is tomorrow, I decided to hold off on any real stories until then. Even after the deadline has passed, most of what I write immediately afterward will be time to say good bye posts. As a result, I have booze and the Batman gif ready to go. Let's go!

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The theme for this week's yoinkage is none other than Phil Kessel In clip one, Phil dons an apron and a chef's hat and gets interviewed by some random guy, all for charity. What a swell guy : In clip two, Phil talks about how he "candy canes" his stick. Fun fact: every time he says "candy cane", a puck bunny perks up without knowing why: Clip three is the official press conference when Kessel

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1"; urchinTracker(); Part one of this fake interview here LOSER DOMI: Mikhail, I’d like to thank you for coming back for another interview. MIKHAIL GRABOVSKI: Is no problem at all, lady. LD: Now, some of your fans have found…rather odd pictures of you. What is it with you and pineapples? Is there some sort of tradition in Belarus with pineapples? MG: But pined apples

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Hey, it's the return of what's supposed to be a weekly feature! Yay! This week's theme is hockey players in non-hockey places. _uacct = "UA-3821749-1";urchinTracker(); Clip one is what looks like half of a pilot episode for a show about a kid who plays roller hockey in New York City. He gets help from a cartoon Martin Brodeur of the New Jersey Lightning (yes, you read that right.) Then there's a

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1";urchinTracker(); ***Welcome to the Official Chatroom of the Toronto Maple Leafs!*** KomiKazi: Man, being injured for the Olympics sucks. MaiHartWillDion: At least you got picked. They didn't want me. It's sad. KomiKazi: I know a lot of guys here are on vacation, but hey, there's no reason we can hang out. Maybe some NHL10 and some beers or something. MaiHartWillDion

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Much peoples have been asking for new Grabovski injury update. Who am I to be guy to deny fans? Here is Mikhail diary two!I was guest on Lee Stempniak advice show. He is very odd fellow. He has little black and white cat that is not real cat. Lee says the cat is harmless, but it stares at me with eyes of killer. Lee may be odd guy, but if he really want to pay Mikhail 50 buck to play pals, it is

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1";urchinTracker();(SCENE: LEE STEMPNIAK, MIKE KOMISAREK, and MIKHAIL GRABOVSKI are on a couch in STEMPNIAK's house)LEE STEMPNIAK: Hello everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Ask Lee Stempniak!MIKE KOMISAREK: It’s ask the injury reserve edition! The best advice show Hot Pockets can buy!MIKHAIL GRABOVSKI: Death pockets!STEMPNIAK: With me are fellow hockey players Mike

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1";urchinTracker();The man who brought us "FISTPUMP!" and "he looks like smashed hamster" has left the Leafs. Did you know he once scored 40 goals in one season? Never mind he has scored 51 goals TOTAL in the 2.5 seasons since then, but hey, cancer sucks ass.Great Moments in WWoLD history:Labeled moments here...threatened to "Crush Luke Schenn"...Got shot by the Hell's Angels

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1";urchinTracker();Oh, Vesa, Vesa, Vesa. I remember your first days as a Leaf. You got Andrew Raycroft out of Toronto. But then, you stopped being a goalie and started being more of a sieve.Great Moments in WWoLD History:All labeled adventures are here...had a nice chat with Ed Belfour...helped Andrew Raycroft through a hard time in his life...introduced us to the wonders of

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>_uacct = "UA-3821749-1";urchinTracker();That is still the best damn screencap ever. A year or so ago, I would have taken Stajan's departure much harder. Of course, when a player is featured so much that his tag is the second most often used tag, it means something. I think that we just fell apart, much like how Matt's (late) crown of curls fell out of his head. Despite never really stepping up

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Ian White was a player who never really gave up. Despite faltering at times, being benched and suffering through many bad hairstyles, (I remember one year he had it blonde and possibly spiky. EEP!), Ian White became something of a pet favourite to a lot of us Leafs fans (not all, but a lot of us)._uacct = "UA-3821749-1";urchinTracker();Great Moments in WWoLD History (in no real order):you can

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Time to Say Goodbye week continues with my look at Niklas Hagman. I wish him the best of luck. Great Moments in WWoLD HistoryTo be honest, much like Jamal Mayers, Nik Hagman wasn't around long enough to contribute all that much aside from the occasional LOLeaf. But he did get Vesa to rehab in the Holiday Kesstacular, and he was rather generous for my second Blogthday. What I Learned From Niklas

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It seems like Brian Burke knew I was having a bit of writer's block, so he traded 6 people away. That's a solid week of "goodbye" posts, and I suspect that's not going to be all. Anyway, here's the first of this string of goodbye posts.Great Moments in WWoLD HistoryTo be honest, Jamal didn't play such a huge role in WWoLD . He had a brief role in the Holiday Kesstacular, where he (SPOILER ALERT)

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I had the idea for the following chat, but then Toskala got traded. I debated what to do with it, and after some thought I tweaked the ending a little bit and I present it to you! _uacct = "UA-3821749-1"urchinTracker***Welcome to Air Canada Centre chat room!***Tosking_Heads: OH HAI GUYZI_Ron_Butterfly: Vesa, we need to talk. I have some friends here to help you out.BurkeBackMountain: See, we’re

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>>_uacct = "UA-3821749-1";>urchinTracker();>TWITTER GOING TOO FAST. EVERYTHING GOING TOO FAST WITH CALGARY! BRAIN CAN'T PROCESS! TYPING LIKE SHATNER IN ALL CAPS! BATMAN GIF IS MY BRAIN RIGHT NOWThere will be proper "Time to say goodbye" posts later, after the dust has settled, but until then ZOMIGOD CAN'T PROCESS

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OK, so this week's FYY was going to be about Rickard Wallin (was being the operative word here.) But then I found clip one:That was the best clip involving him I could find and understand. Yes--pictures and wipes (including star AND heart!) set to generic angsty rock was the best Wallin video ever. Note the lack of photos of him in Toronto.So...for the other two clips. here are some Adam Ant (and

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As always, original photos by Yahoo!

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1";urchinTracker(); Hallos folks! Is me, Belorussian Hockey man Mihkail Grabovski! Now, I knows you all asking, "Mikhail, how you type with broken wrist?" Well readers, I make talk to text thingy work for Mikhail, because Alexei Ponikarovsky cannot be translationer all the time. He tells me has things to do, like wash hair and do laundry. I think he is liar-face. I check

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Today's theme is Luke Schenn_uacct = "UA-3821749-1";urchinTracker();In Clip one, Jason Blake talks about "Crushing" Luke at the 2009 World Championships. What an ambitious little hamsterIn clip two, Schenn and Alex Steen got to schoolIn clip three, Luke tells us about "Luke's troops", which is a much better volunteer effort than Phil Kessel gave here.

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LEE STEMPNIAK: Hello Everyone! Welcome to a new episode of “Ask Lee Stempniak!” I’m Lee Stempniak, and I play hockey for the Toronto Maple Leafs. I’m here with fellow player Tomas Kaberle.TOMAS KABERLE: Hello, all you “Ask Lee Stempniak” fans out there! STEMPNIAK: Today, we have a multi-part letter from Aubrey in River Heights, Ohio. We’re going to take this one question at a time. Aubrey writes:

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Yeah, I know it's a bit of a cop out. A new Ask Lee Stempniak is in progress. Here's this to whet your appetite._uacct = "UA-3821749-1";urchinTracker();

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I don't know why, but tonight I was looking around for pictures of Rickard Wallin. Normally, this would be like an LOLeafs post, but these photos are so silly on their own, adding text would be mostly redundant. _uacct = "UA-3821749-1";urchinTracker();(source for above photo, featuring a cameo from Jonas Gustavsson!)Archimedes has a whole post dedicated to Wallin's fashion sense, which is full of

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_uacct = "UA-3821749-1";urchinTracker();(Still at the holiday party of part 4)WILSON: Well, CRAP. We’ll have to find that Joey guy again.KESSEL: Ah, geez, coach. I try to help people out, but I just make more of a mess! I’m so sorry! Maybe I should just give up.WILSON: What do you mean? “Give up” what?KESSEL: I’m just not cut out for helping people and volunteering stuff. Grabbo and I are banned

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Wooo first post of the new year! I'm already off to a better start for 2010 than 2009, which I take as a good sign. I, along with my small army of figures and Boots (the real life Buttons), would like to say Happy New Year!_uacct = "UA-3821749-1";urchinTracker();Today's FYY theme is great party music. Clip one is "Shots" by LMFAO. I know, it's not that great a song, but you can't deny that the

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(SCENE: At the Leafs’ generic holiday party, where WAYNE PRIMEAU and ALEXEI PONIKAROVSKY have started arguing)WAYNE PRIMEAU: Look, Poni, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I was just curious to know what people do for Christmas in Ukraine. Maybe you guys leave out virgins and fish sauce for Santa Claus instead of pickled eggs and beer like we do. ALEXEI PONIKAROVSKY: I’s sorry WaynePrimeau,

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