(SCENE: SIDNEY CROSBY, JORDAN STAAL and MARC-ANDRE FLEURY are all sitting in a hotel room in
FLEURY: Man, I’m so bored! What do we do in
FLEURY: We could throw water balloons at cars.
STAAL: We could prank call people.
STAAL: (as he takes hotel phone and dials a random number) Maybe. (hands phone to
FLEURY: Ask if dere refrigerator is running!
ANSWERER: Actually, Yes, it has been for the past two GODDAMN WEEKS and NONE of you lazy sonsaBITCHES can seem to get off your asses come and take a look at…
STAAL: Just hang up, just hang up (
ERIC STAAL: Uh, yeah, Eric speaking. Why may I ask are you calling?
JORDAN STAAL: I’m from the Pittsburgh Penguins and it seems your brother Jordan just broke his ankle and we were wondering if you’d come in and substitute.
JORDAN STAAL: No way, I’m just FOOLING with ya, man! (hangs up phone and all three laugh hysterically)
FLEURY: I got good one! (takes phone and dials number) Hello, I, uh, (giggles) Sidney Crosby. And if you (giggles) hit self on head with da phone (giggles) I give you a million dollars.
FEMALE ANSWERER: You don’t sound anything like Sidney Crosby!
FLEURY: I have a bad hallergies. (hangs up) She didn’t fall for it. So disappointing.
STAAL: Sid, you can’t prank call somebody when they’re in the room with you. It just doesn’t work.